ROAD CRUISE
Ferrari's Ass is Mine Part 26
All da Way ta Kolley...
........ THIS IS DA CRACK O' DAWN ........
........ IT WAS CREEPY OUT THERE .......
....... THE ROAD IS MINE .......
....... I'M DA COWBOY SITTIN' ON 535 HORSES .......
....... HEEEHAWWWW ....... GIDDYUPPPPP:))))))) ...... HEADIN' SOUTH TO DENVER .......
........ EVEN IF YOU'VE STAYED AT A HOLIDAY INN EXPRESS ....... DON'T DO THIS ........
........ SHOOT AND DRIVE ....... SPEEDOMETER LOWER RIGHT SIDE OF PIC .......
........ HOWDY PARTNER ....... DIS IS ME FOIST COWBOY ........ INTER ....... ACTION .......
....... AND HE HAD A REAL COWBOY ....... RODEO PERFORMIING ........ SPARK OF A DOG ........ YOU'LL SEE .....
......... BUT FIRST ....... HE CALLED A FRIEND ....... "YOU GOTTA SEE WHAT I SEE HERE .......
......... YA ....... RIGHT IN FRONT O' MY EYES ......
........ BUT THE COWBOY DOG CAUGHT MY EYE ....... HE'S ESCAPING .......
........ BOOM ....... FROM DA FRONT SEAT TO DA OUTSIDE MIRROR ....... !!!!!!!!
....... THIS GUYS NUTS ....... :))))))
........ AND PROUD TO BE NUTS ...... JUST ANOTHA CRAZY CREATURE .......
........ AS LONG AS HE'S CRAZY ...... IT DON'T MATTA WHERE HE'S FROM ......
....... THIS GUY AGREES WITH ME
 
MEET JEFF ON THE LEFT AND ON THE GUY ON THE RIGHT....... AAAHHHH ...... FORGET THE NAME ......
DA GUY ON DA LEFT OWNS THIS SUPERFORMANCE CAR DEALERSHIP ....... IN DENVER ......
DA GUY ON DA RIGHT IS GONNA CHANGE ME OIL .......
........ BUT FIRST I GET TA KNOW 'IM ....... CAUSE DATS HIS BIKE .......
........ AFTER ABOUT 2000 MILES ....... VERY HAPPY TO BE HERE ....... CHECK EVERYTHING OVER .......
....... PROMOTORSPORTS ...... DENVER, COLORADO ......
...... YA GOTTA PUT IN YUR OWN DRIVETRAIN ....... MOTOR AND TRANNY ......
........ MANUFACTURED IN PORT ELIZABETH, SOUTH AFRICA ......
...... EASY TO DO ....... THE DEALER THAT SELLS YOU THIS CAR (NO DRIVETRAIN) .......
...... WILL ARRANGE IT'S BIRTH INTO ........ MOOOOOOOOVEMENT ........
....... THEN MIRACULOUSLY A LITTLE CHROME THING ....... SIZE OF A ........
....... ANYWAY ........ IT'LL STICK UP THROUGH DAT FLAT PART ....... BETWEEN THE SEATS ......
....... DA STICK SHIFT:))))))))
........ JUST MY OPINION ....... MODERN RIMS ON THESE CARS ........ rrrrrrrrrrr
........ DID IS DA WHEEL AND TIRE DA RIGHT WAY ........ FO - ME:))))))))))))
........ JUST LIKE IN THE 60'S ....... :)))))))
jimmy Kaufman