Jimmy Kaufman - Road Cruises

........ THE LAST NIGHT ........

........ LEADS TO THE LAST DRIVE .........

......... 5500 MILES BEHIND US .......

........ 300 MILES AHEAD OF US .......

........ DESTINATION ........ MONTREAL ........ AND HOME:)))))))))

........ BUT THE VALLEYS WERE SOCKED IN WITH MORNING FOG ......... I HAD TO PULL OVER .......
........ I COULDN'T SEE SH ............ :))))))))))))

........ BUT IT OCCURRED TO ME THE NIGHT BEFORE ....... DURING THAT LAST NIGHT:))))))))) ........ DAT ........

........ I WAS PASSING THROUGH WHERE MY BEST FRIEND WAS STAYING .......
........ ABOUT 30 MILES FROM MONTREAL ........

...... BUT NOW ....... I PULL OVER ........ BREAKFAST ....... FOG BURN OFF ......

....... SOMETHING ABOUT DA COBRA ........ NOTHING TO DO WITH ME .......... ATTRACTS FRIENDSHIPS LIKE .........

......... A GOLDEN RETRIEVER :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

........ I HAVEN'T SEEN MY BEST FRIEND ........

........ IN 23 DAYS .........

........ IN FACT HE'S NEVER RODE IN 'DAT GUY' ........
........ CAUSE I DIDN'T THINK IT WAS SAFE ENOUGH OR COMFORTABLE ENOUGH FOR HIM ........

......... I WONDER IF HE'LL ACCEPT MY FIRST INVITATION TO TRY A RIDE ....... ......... HE'S STAYIN' HERE .......

........ MY BEST FRIENDS HOST ....... DON'T LIKE HIS PICTCHA TAKEN ........

......... SO THIS IS A GREAT SHOT OF SOMEONE ......... A GREAT GUY ..........
......... WHO DOESN'T LIKE HIS PICTCHA TAKEN:)))))))))))

.......... BUT MY BEST FRIEND ....... HE IS OK WITH HIS PICTCHA BEING TAKEN .........
.......... MEET CHIQUITO :)))))))))))

........ AND WE ARE REEEEEEADYYYY FOR OUR FOIST CROOOOOZZZE TOGETHA ........

.......... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ......... CHIQUITO LIKES IT:))))))))))))

......... AND CHIQUITO FOUND A WAY TO GET COMFORTABLE:))))))))))) ....... AWESOME:))))))))))))

........ SO CONTENT .......

....... TO BE TOGEHER AGAIN ......... ))))))))))

......... 'TANKS FOR KEEPIN' ME COMPANY DA WHOLE WAY" ........

.......... CHIQUITO SPEAKIN' HERE ........ " HE'S TALKIN' TO YOU FOLKS ........ NOT ME .........
.......... ON DA OTHA SIDE O' DESE EMAILS" ..........

CHIQUITO .......... "DON'T ASK ME WHY" .........

........ CHIQUITO .......... "BUT SOMETIMES I TALK LIKE HIM ........ LOL ......."

........... CHIQUITO ......... "HEY JIMMY!" ........... "WHAT 'BOUT DAT GUY JOHN SMITH??" .........
........... "DAT GOOOOOOOOOOOD SAMARITAN:))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))"